The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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