I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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