I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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