at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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