I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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