I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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