he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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