So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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