There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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