Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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