It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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