I think I am morally bankrupt
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Randomize