This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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