smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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