Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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