Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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