ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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