You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize