I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The power of my boobs compel you
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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