Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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