She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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