Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just gargled with NyQuil
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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