Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He did a backflip because drugs
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