just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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