Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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