Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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