who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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