you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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