That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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