this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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