Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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