I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize