Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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