Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im holly from the hills drunk
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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i think my cat just said my name.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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