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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(305): View more from Florida

Can I come over?

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Can't... I'm at class right now.

(305): View more from Florida

No your not

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I'm outside by your car.

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he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.

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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls

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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?

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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?

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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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(402): View more from Nebraska

sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut

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(419): View more from Ohio

If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.

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