I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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