Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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