Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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