she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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