we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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