he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
as a side note pls kill me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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