Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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