i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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