i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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