Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Mom said you looked used
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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