1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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