He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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