I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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