He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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