I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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