I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
ttyl tear gas
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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